Shakespeare knew what he was talking about.
After wearing these bad boys out yesterday, I know what he was talking about too.
I was definitely at the pinnacle of health, good taste, and the ability to hurt people’s eyes.
Even by my standards, these things are bright!
Seriously.
Burn your retinas kind of bright.
What’s the number one rule to follow when wearing shoes this bright?
Wear a shirt that matches its brilliance.
Pardon?
What do you mean that’s not a rule?
Is too.
Rule #128 in the book of Rules to Follow When Wearing Hot Ass Pink Doc Martens.
Look it up, and if you can’t find it, take my word for it.
Shoes – Doc Martens
Jeans – Just Cavalli
Shirt – Esprit
